Procrastination is a hell of a thing.
Did you know that “Young Turks” is used to refer to a delegate of progressive radicals inside a political party? Sounds good huh? Well, at least until you read about the actual Young Turks. You know, the ones that obliterated the Armenian culture… all 3000 years of it.
I learned this today while I was trying to write the post you’re reading.
I started writing this at 1:00 pm.
It is now 2:09 pm.
This is as far as I’ve gotten.
Last year, I pitched an article to Cracked about life on submarines. They really liked the idea. Along the way, I dropped the ball. They ended up running the idea with another author.
Mine was better.
I’m also a lazy asshole sometimes.
Here’s the article that I wrote. It’s done in their listicle style. All of these words are mine. They didn’t cheat me or anything. I’m just lazy, remember?
All of the following is true.
A friend of mine on Facebook recently watched The Breakfast Club for the first time. The following day, he asked on Facebook “So what happens to everyone on Monday morning?”
This was my answer.
Poorly Edited 